Way, way in the back

My wife, son, and I were at Port Columbus International Airport the other night to pick up my mother-in-law, who was returning from a trip to Africa. We were there for nearly an hour, and the whole time I had this vague sense of unease. More so than is usual at the airport nowadays.

We were just about to leave when I figured it out. The female voice coming over the PA system to make various banal announcements either was, or was an absoulte aural dead-ringer for, the woman who voiced "mother", the computer from the original Alien.